The short stories of Zeek Catweazle are legendary and I will try and posts as many as I can here
A WORD OF WARNING
Zeek's humour is an acquired taste and can be controversial, it might shock a few people.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
"Mee-mah,mee-mah, I pee,I pee, I am a firetender." screamed demented ex-Fireman Spaz, an inmate of Dangleberry Lunatic asylum, as he ran urinating thru the gardens of the afore mentioned asylum, his penis flapping around like a fireman's hose.
"Oh for fuck sake" sighed the male nurse Sam Sammyson "get the butterfly net out, we have to catch Spaz again,"
"for fuck sake" the other nurses said
"but wait" Doctor Ahmed Chapatiface said, "just let's see, what he's up to.....aha!, I see it......no, let him continue."
The nurses were astonished as to why the Dr Ahmed had said this.
But within seconds it was evident why and as they realised the reason, they all laughed out loud...'ha ha ha" they said.
For Spaz was standing peeing all over Old Man Grumpybastard...because., well would you believe it, the old man was smoking in a non smoking zone..how rude, that is just not the thing to do.
The good news is.....Old Spaz recieved an extra sausage at tea-time for his daring act.