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Miscellaneous

* The lyrics written & sung by Zeek in other bands*

Ebo

the Snap-on Brothers

My Celtic faith

the Infamous Zeek & Giz

Out of your Mind

Dreamy Saturday afternoon.

I took my acid, I'm feeling good,

I'm seeing things that turn me on,

a lot of shapes, it's a lot of fun

But if you take your dope an' things,

please make sure you have string,

because if you feel likie having fun

your trousers might fall down

your trousers might fall down

 

But sitting here, I'm getting bored,

people watch me bite my toes,

I think I'll go an' shit on the road,

cause in this trip anything goes,

But if you take your dope an' things,

please make sure you have string,

because if you feel likie having fun

your trousers might fall down

your trousers might fall down

 

Now my trip is nearly over,

my head feels like a sex mad lover

My feet smell like a camel's shit,

my face looks like a budgie's tit,

But if you take your dope an' things,

please make sure you have string,

because if you feel likie having fun

your trousers might fall down

your trousers might fall down

 

But in this world of wars and sex,

paper knickers with elastic,

you must take of all you've got

or you'll be like a big black spot,

But if you take your dope an' things,

please make sure you have string,

because if you feel likie having fun

your trousers might fall down

your trousers might fall down

 

 

 

 

Zeek the freak

I'm zeek the freak, I am unique

I'm Zeek the freak

I'll have none of your cheek

Well, I don't care what you say

I'm gonna take over the world today

Aah! I'm Zeek the freak

 

Well, today's the day

Poland comes my way

we are the best, you can fuck the rest

well, I don't care what the BRitish say

Adolf Hitler's here to stay

Aah! I'm Zeek the freak

 

World beware, you better take care

and don't you dare,

say I'm not fair

Well, I'm gonna shoot all the soul jews

fuck the girls with high healed shoes

Aah! I'm Zeek the freak

 

Well, I'm telling you son

it ain't much fun

being put against a wall

and kicked in the balls

well, Adolf Hitler's here at last

you'd better take care,

'cause Hitler rules ye bass

Aah! I'm Zeek the freak

 

 

 

 

I'm a pervert

Part 1

Come closer, come closer,

let me feel your skin,

don't worry, don't worry,

even though you are thin,

my hands are so soft,

I use fairy snow,

O! let me feel your body

Oooo!, before you go.

 

Cause I love you,

when you are in the mood,

and I love you, yeah!,

when you're in the nude

and if you love me, if you love,

let me gab your boob,

come on now, baby,

will you stop acting so good,

you drive me crazy,

when you immitate a whore,

come on now, baby,

will you lay down on the floor

 

'Cause I'm a pervert,

dont you understand,

I'm a pervert,

I'm the sexiest in the land,

I'm a pervert,

let me feel you with my hand,

'Cause I'm a pervert,

Christ you couldn't understand

 

O! baby, O! baby,

please don't go,

O! Christ my baby,

let's begin the show,

I'll start at the top

and go down to your bottom,

it says in my book,

this must niet be forgotten

 

Give me your body,

O! baby let me in,

give me your body,

O! let me feel your skin,

but whaqt are you smiling for,

with that permanent grin,

I can't help it,

it's the colour of my skin

now that's better, babe,

you just stay cool

but what ever you think,

don't take me for a fool

 

Cause I'm a pervert,

dont you understand,

I'm a pervert,

I'm the sexiest in the land,

I'm a pervert,

let me feel you with my hand,

'Cause I'm a pervert,

Christ you couldn't understand

 

Part 2

A pervert sex mad,

that's me,

I like to be wih a girl,

getting a thrill,

In bed or outside,

any place to ride,

Cause playboy or penthouse,

they get me aroused,

A pervert

 

You take a look inmy mind,

you tell me what you find,

sex mad numbskulls

feeling each others behinds

You take a look in my pants

you take a look at my plant

grab it if you want,

please touch it with your hand

A pervert

 

Cause I'm a pervert,

dont you understand,

I'm a pervert,

I'm the sexiest in the land,

I'm a pervert,

let me feel you with my hand,

'Cause I'm a pervert,

Christ you couldn't understand

 

 

 

 

Punkrocker

I was standing in the disco

with my knickers at my knees

when I came across a girl

who was standing like a tree

I wanted to ask her to dance

but I didn't have the guts

so I pulled up my knickers

and went and grabbed her tits

 

('cause)

I'm a punkrocker. whoooo!!!

punk, punk, punk, punk, punkrocker

 

When I asked her to dance

she didn't know what to say,

so I grabbed hold of her brazier

and pulled the girl my way

she kicked me in the balls

but I didn't give up

I threw her on the dancefloor

and dived on top

 

('cause)

I'm a punkrocker. whoooo!!!

punk, punk, punk, punk, punkrocker

 

When the disco stopped

I asked to get her home

so she grabbed hold of her brazier

and we headed t'wards the door

when we got outside

we started making love

she said she had a disease

so I kicked her in the puss

 

('cause)

I'm a punkrocker. whoooo!!!

punk, punk, punk, punk, punkrocker

 

 

 

 

Rape

Late last night,

I heard upon the news,

that the case of rape

was being abused,

girls walking down the road

were in fear of being screwed,

it happens time and time again

the next one might be you

 

but the perverts who do it

are just out for a thrill

so if it happens to you

let's hope you're on the pill

1,2,3,4

rape, rape, there's no escape.

Rape, rape, he won't hesitate

to rape rape all you need is sellotape

to tape up your inner thighs

and baby baby baby if he tries

to rape rape, just look in his eyes

turn around and say bye bye

(you sure have to be fly)

 

So if you're on your own

walking home one night

you'd better take care

that no ones about

'cause if you see

a shadow in the light

beware of things

that are hanging out

 

but the perverts who do it

are just out for a thrill

so if it happens to you

let's hope you're on the pill

1,2,3,4

rape, rape, there's no escape.

Rape, rape, he won't hesitate

to rape rape all you need is sellotape

to tape up your inner thighs

and baby baby baby if he tries

to rape rape, just look in his eyes

turn around and say bye bye

(you sure have to be fly)

 

Girls listen to me

please take my advice

'cause that mad rapist,

he wouldn't think twice

to get you in the alley

and undo your clothes

then kick you to hell

and leave you by the road

 

but the perverts who do it

are just out for a thrill

so if it happens to you

let's hope you're on the pill

1,2,3,4

rape, rape, there's no escape.

Rape, rape, he won't hesitate

to rape rape all you need is sellotape

to tape up your inner thighs

and baby baby baby if he tries

to rape rape, just look in his eyes

turn around and say bye bye

(you sure have to be fly)

 

Don't walk home alone

don't be a mule

he's no amateur

he'll take you for a fool

he'll rip off your clothes

leave then tattered and torn

'cause you don't give a dam

when you are daft on porn

 

but the perverts who do it

are just out for a thrill

so if it happens to you

let's hope you're on the pill

1,2,3,4

rape, rape, there's no escape.

Rape, rape, he won't hesitate

to rape rape all you need is sellotape

to tape up your inner thighs

and baby baby baby if he tries

to rape rape, just look in his eyes

turn around and say bye bye

(you sure have to be fly)

 

 

 

 

The policeman Blues

I saw a policeman,

he was walking down the road, again

he had a tin,

he had a tin of beans in his hand

yeah! he did!

I said I saw a policeman

still walking down that road, again

his coat was covered,

it was covered in shit and sand

but when I burst out laughing

at his face.

Ooooo!,

he went and kicked me in a bad place.

 

I said that policeman,

he was walking down that road, yeah!

I hit him in the face,

hit him in the face with a Wallace pie

(only 60 pence each)

I said that policeman

walking down the road, again

I spat him, yeah!,right in his eye,

but when he pulled out

his big trunchoen,

O fuck, I felt like a ballpoint pen

 

Well, the next day,

I saw that policeman

he was walking down

down the Broughty Ferry road, yeah

I saw him go behind the bushes

go behind the bushes for a hide

(not a ride)

the next day I saw the policeman

still walking down the road, again

I watched him floating

floating out with tide, yeah!

But now he's got me doing time

and the policeman's doing my wife

 

O! that policeman,

he gave me the blues, again

the Snap-on Brothers

Ebo

the beast inside of me

Man creates chaos,

as he tries to keep the peace.

Man'll betray us and he dies,

possessed with greed,

Man prints money to fulfil

his rich bitch dream

Man fucked a monkey,

now half the world's diseased

Still trying to be free...

from the beast inside of me,

the beast inside of me.

 

Man drinks the wine

and then aggression takes control,

Man'll sell hsi mother

as he slowly sells his soul,

Man beats up his woman,

just to prove that he's a man,

Man will rape the young girls,

as they're playing in the sand

Still trying to be free...

from the beast inside of me,

the beast inside of me.

 

Walk the way you walk,

talk the way you talk,

scream the way you scream,

for the beast inside of me

Dance the dance you dance,

live the life you live,

love the love you've loved,

that's the beast inside of me

 

 

 

 

hate

Lambs to the slaughter.....

Palestine he hate the jews,

Islam daughters.....

Suicidal point of view

Isrealite missiles.....

Blowing up the west Bank

Land once fertile.....

Now become a blood bank

HATE..........

 

U.S. assholes.....

Wanna get the aggro on,

America's on patrol.....

Search the bus to Babylon

Pollution out of control.....

Fucking up the Ozone,

President's on parole.....

Heading for the melting pot

HATE..........

 

Right wing bastards.....

Fucking up society

Fascist gangsters.....

Discrimination insane

Brain cell cancer.....

Make him play the war game

Death the answer.....

Cause he puts my race to shame

HATE...........

 

 

 

 

in sanity

Wise men say.....

we're running out of time

(tick tock, tick, tock)

Questions asked.....

Revealed inside my head

 

Time fades........my sanity

 

Spaced men say.....

It's time for getting high

(tick tock, tick tock)

Questions masked.....

Conceals my pride in death

 

Why don't you fuck

your-self-and-die

Don't waste my fucking

time-with-lies

 

 

 

 

lock 'n' load

Blind crazed.....

(my) school days.....

(I) lose control.....

(an') kill them all.

Blind rage.....(in)

Aggressive haze.....

No control.....(I)

lock 'n' load

 

Society cries,

at the victim's demise,

but the tears and the pain

and compasion are lies,

Misery wanna die.....

(fuck)....help me ain, lock 'n' load

 

Schoolyard.....

red it glows.....

slowly drown.....(in)

blood that flows

Anger came.....(to)

embrace insane.....

slowly pain.....

rots my brain

 

Society cries,

at the victim's demise,

but the tears and the pain

and compasion are lies,

Misery wanna die.....

(fuck)....help me ain, lock 'n' load

 

Slow crave.....(for an)

early grave.....

People blame.....

society

Lost souls.....

blood will pour.....

I lock 'n' load

 

 

 

fake disguise

Born to be a martyr.....

slashing my wrists,

heading for the border.....

lines that exist

 

Born to a warrior.....

marching to death,

slowly, the blade steals.....

the Christian's last breath

 

My Sanctuary.....this suicide.....

my fake disguise.

(is my pride, my pride)

 

Born to be a nightmare.....

enemies fear,

Fighting for the honour

'n' death that is near

 

Born a man of war.....

a killing machine,

Live for the rush......

(as) a kill draws near

 

My Sanctuary.....this suicide.....

my fake disguise.....

(.....is my pride, my pride)

 

He-ey motherfucker,

get outa my way,

I'm on a mission

and this is judgement day,

The Holy man

sold soul to faith

but in the name of the father

and son, you've failed

 

Born to be a martyr.....

slashing my wrists

Heading t'wards the slaughter.....

of innocence

 

Born to a warrior.....

closer to death,

slowly, the blade lays.....

the martyr to rest

 

My Sanctuary.....this suicide.....

my fake disguise.....

(.....is my pride, my pride)

 

 

 

 

masters of the human race

Brothers....

you know we gotta take a stand

'fore they.....

before they get the upper hand

Sisters.....

you gotta stand by your man

 

They terrorise all the world,

and when some poor bastard dies

another nation's flag cries

 

Brothers.....

you know you gotta keep the faith

now that.....

the saviour's lost his shallow way,

Sisters.....

you need to lighten darken days

 

They terrorise all the world,

and when some poor bastard dies...

 

Masters of the human race,

fucked up bad, we're all gonna die

Bastards wasting human space

 

America, we're sick of your lies

America, sucks you dry

America, it's you I despise

America.......

 

 

 

 

chilling in the name of...

Hey little girl,

what you trying to prove?

Tripping in a life of uncertainty,

Make ya fuckin' mind up

'fore I reach my dying day

Pull me close or watch me walk away

 

Still you doubt.....me

 

Chilling in the name of love,

just a fantasy

when you're

Chilling in the name of love..yeah!

 

(ad lib)

 

Hey little girl,

doing the crazy things ya do,

you fucked my mind mind,

now I will destroy you

take me to the edge of pain

then blow out my brains

welcome to insanity

embrace this affair insane

 

Still you doubt.....me

 

Chilling in the name of love,

just a fantasy

when you're

Chilling in the name of love..yeah!

 

 

 

 

I 4 and I

Shadow dancing my life away

climbing down the family tree

trying to escape their common sense

hang my pride out on the fence

 

Out of the shadows, like satan's arrow

slowly poison my thoughts

my ego must fly...I four and I

 

Dreams created through L.S.D.

ambitions lost in speed's fantasy

crazy diamonds gleam,

so shiny and clean,

tripped so hard,

forget where I;ve been

I dive into the valium

fucked their fascist religion

 

schooldays raped my sanity

anglie stole my virginity

slowly feel my brain decay

paid my dues and rent is paid

 

Out of the shadows, like satan's arrow

slowly poison my thoughts

my ego must fly...I four and I

 

 

 

 

wasted moments

Baby said while dressed in black,

she'd give me head, if I took her back

but I don't believe

the lies she's selling me

she thinks that I'm a fool, now

but I'm just so fucking cool

 

Wasted, wasted moments

life flashed, life flashed forwards

wasted, wasted moments

time flashed, time flashed forwards

 

Happy ever after, since...we split and

maybe if I faced up to the facts

I'd realise that all that really matters is

that I'm so fuckin' cool.

 

Wasted, wasted moments

life flashed, life flashed forwards

wasted, wasted moments

time flashed, time flashed forwards

 

 

 

 

drowning in holy water

Listen dude, spread the news

the holy bible, lies confused

spreading fiction, so profuse

millions dies, there's no excuse

 

Bible said he died for you....Lies

human sacrifice for you

 

Will not be provoked

Lies, lies, lies, with their holy lies

Lies, lies, lies, Jesus was a black man

Lies, lies, lies, the bible still denies

 

Listen fools sing the blues,

Isrealite's king of jews,

Immortal just like you

still you dig his rascist views

 

Bible said he died for you....Lies

human sacrifice for you

 

Will not be provoked

Lies, lies, lies, with their holy lies

Lies, lies, lies, Jesus was a black man

Lies, lies, lies, the bible still denies

 

(spoken):

Don't need no promised land or feel the saviours holy hand, you wanna live while you are alive, then free the mind from their lies

 

Listen dude, spread the news

Jesus Christ, king of jews

Crucified for his dues

now your prayers, no fucking use

 

Bible said he died for you....Lies

human sacrifice for you

 

Will not be provoked

Lies, lies, lies, with their holy lies

Lies, lies, lies, Jesus was a black man

Lies, lies, lies, the bible still denies

 

 

 

 

white trash

Police dis with false accusations

lawman knows, he got fuck all on me

bad vibes blowing, sirens in my head, their sollution, wishing I was dead

 

Police brand with false conversations

Sheriff does his best,

to bring me to my knees

no hope flowing, anger in my head,

no sollution,wishing I was dead

 

I'm fucking white trash, bitch

and I'm okay

be fucking white trash,

'till my dying days

Yeah!,I'm white trash

white trash, white trash.....(repeat)

 

Police brand me a menace 'n problem

justice of the peace,

fascist point of view

strange dope blow an

fuckin up my head

cum and goings, wishing I was dead

 

(spoken):

Trailer heaven, but I ain't no fucking criminal, if you look deep into my eyes, you will see

 

white trash, white trash.....(repeat)

My Celtic Faith

A highlanders lament

Solace from the pain,

Silence thru my brain,

celt pride in my veins,

Freedom breaks these chains,

 

(but) my heart lies o’er the water,

my dream lies o’er the Tay,

I long one day,I’m home bound,

the road and miles tae Dundee

 

Blood flows like rain,

Slowly go insane,

warzone,my cocaine,

pleasure from the pain.

 

(but) my heart lies o’er the ocean,

my dreams lie o’er the sea,

I long one day,I’m home bound,

the road and miles tae Dundee

 

 

 

 

Ice queen

ye said ye loved me,yesterday and a' my dreams came true

lost in the words ye said,tae me an' in yer eyes of blue

you said ye'd ayewiz be wi' me,until the day ye died,

so why am I still stan'ing here, wi' teardraps in my eyes

 

ye said ye'd ayewiz cherish me, embrace the passions gave,

but now yer heart wants to be free, decieve me wi' yer lies

ye said yer heart aye wid be true, an ne'er yer hopes decline,

bit as I glance apon yer face, see distance in yer eyes

 

an' as our souls,they slowly part, the heartache will once heal,

but still my vision is a blur and future so unclear

coz how the hell,can I be free, when you still hold me heart,

I rue the day,the Ice Queen came and tore my soul apart...........

Johnny A'thin

I know a man

who lives at the top of Arkley Street

He's called Johnny A'thin

and he sells everything

He's no a Packie,

but he smells of garlic

the things he sells are shite,

but they were dirt cheap

 

Johnny remember me

Johnny remember me...Aaaagh!

 

I know a man

who lives at the top of Arkley Street

He's probably dead now

and pushing up the daisies

Although he's dead

his memory still lives on

and although it's run by packies

it's still called Masterton's

 

Johnny remember me

Johnny remember me...Aaaagh!

 

I know a man

who lives at the top of Arkley Street

He's called Johnny A'thin

and he sells everything

Although he's dead

his memory still lives on

and although it's run by packies

it's still called Masterton's

 

Johnny remember me

Johnny remember me...Aaaagh!

 

 

 

 

Who'd be a looney

Who'd be a looney,

sorta round the bend

who'd be a looney,

there just plain insane,

all you motherfuckers

you're too blame

Coz they are thick as a brick

really they're untame

 

(beware)

There's a lunatic watching you

everynight and every day

Tell me, dýa know a looney

tell me do you know a looney

 

Who'd be a looney,

sorta round the bend

who'd be a looney,

there just plain insane,

all you motherfuckers

you're too blame

Coz they are thick as a brick

really they're untame....(repeat)

the Infamous Zeek & Giz