armageddon

TRACK LIST

 

  • Idiots seeking sanctuary at the Armageddon
  • Grooving with a bricker
  • Freakin' out with the necrophiliac cowboy
  • Drowing in the demon drink
  • Just a fantasy
  • Consoling
  • let it rain
  • Bedtime
  • Rasta's
  • Spot the
  • Springtime
  • Life on the
  • (I am) the Devil
  • His homosapien dream
  • Insane (in vain)
  • This groovy organic affair

CD BONUS TRACKS

  • You make me play with myself
  • Bastallica

Recorded at the Rather Large Sausage Recording Studios, Alkmaar, Holland.

Produced, arranged and mixed by Zeek Catweazle.

CD cover by Nathalie Wijker

 

Download the album download HERE for only €7 or €1 per track.

TRACK INFORMATION

IDIOTS SEEKING SANCTUARY AT THE ARMAGEDDON

 

Act 1: I love the things voodoo

 

Act 2: Waking the Necrophile in me

 

Act 3: Trapped in the bowels of hell

GROOVIN' WITH A BRICKER

 

Good God.

Would you like to tango, I asked a bimbo,

who was standing up against a wall,

I was thinking baby, that you would maybe,

like to nibble on my left testicle.

I know it costs my money, but let me tell you, honey,

I've a wallet as thick as your head.

but I'm standing with a bricker, so won't you drop your knickers

and we'll party till me face turns red.

 

Come on and make my jumbo tame and cause me pain, in your frilly nighty,

you've got a power over me, but you got a disease,

I will go fucking crazy

 

Give me some of your sweet loving honey, if you spank me bitch, I'll give you extra money

 

Ah ah alright now, ah ah motherfucker x2

 

I couldn't stop sneezing with my dix it was freezing, so the bimbo parked her arse on my face,

I was in paradise, she was feeling baptized, cause my jumbo started poking her face.

But once she started leaking, the bitch started speaking and she bore me more than I will admit,

I didn't pay to converse, just want a feel of your arse and a really good look at your tits

 

Come on and meet my swollen gland, you can use your hands, so long as they're washed.

you put a rubber over me and it's smelly, but I am burning with lust

 

Give me some of your sweet loving honey, if you'll be my sweetie, I'll be your sugar daddy

 

Ah ah alright now, ah ah motherfucker x2

 

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, till I told him where to go,

well, the babe she was willing, but my bum he was filming and my arse ain't the star of the show,

I only wanted to poke, but when we were done, I was broke, cause the baby nicked all of my bread,

now I'm feeling lousy, as I stand in my undies, cause the bitch stole my Levi's as well

 

I paid for love, but now I've paid the price,

yeah!, I paid to come, now I've been circumcised.....(x2)

 

I'm circumcised, I've victimized, I'm sterilized I'm paralyzed,

I'm circumcised, I've victimized, I'm sterilized I'm paralyzed,

(repeat till end)

 

"My arse is hanging out!"

FREAKIN' OUT WITH THE NECROPHILIAC COWBOY

 

The body's freezing, a tit you know I am squeezing,

I like to groove with stiffs that don't move

no heartbeat gives me a thrill, I check hospital records for the terminally ill,

then you'll find me dancing around a graveyard

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

I pork dead bodies

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

I'm regularly getting laid by babes who've kicked the bucket,

you know if she's lifeless, man I'm gonna fuck it,

to you, it may seem a farce, as I kick the stiff's arse,

then I'll dance around the graveyard in the nude

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

I pork dead bodies

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

Maybe perverted, but it's a way of life,

getting all the perks of a relationship without a nagging wife

 

I'm a necrophiliac, (necrophiliac)

I'm a necrophiliac, (necrophiliac)

I'm a necrophiliac, (necrophiliac)

I'm a necrophiliac cowboy

DROWNING IN THE DEMON DRINK

 

Lord, have mercy on my soul, the devil took my heart and home,

demon drink is on my back and it's wrapped around my bottle neck,

I'm trying to break these chains, though I know I ain't no quitter

please help me

 

I live from one day to another, can make no future plans,

gotta get out of the gutter before I rot in hell

I'm crying as the whisky stains my life, I know I'm dying

so please help me

JUST A FANTASY

 

As the fucking bimbo wrapped her endless legs around my neck,

She squeezes the blood out of my head headed lies,

I watch her getting down on her knees and she wonders if my soul's for keeps

but hey can't you see your rosy lips are sucking me dry

I will destroy you endorse your teenage suicidal views,

but I'm just a fantasy so get the fuck away from me

I'm just the dream you wanna live when your trip is fucked up sleep

 

I don't give a shit the way the people stare at me like I've got a strange disease,

It's just a jealous attitude they are wearing instead of their casual Levi jeans,

let them point and stare cause when they get home and they're banging up their wife,

it's me she fantasizes about when he's on top and the bitch is getting off

I will destroy you endorse your midlife crisis blues,

but I'm just a fantasy so get the fuck away from me

I'm just the life you wanna live when you're too blind to see

 

What divine right made you God, by judging me a junky in disguise,

cause it's you that takes the pill of ecstasy to get a kick away from paralyzed life's

I may not fit into suburbia's life but does that symbolize me a freak,

though I take pity on your soul, my vengeance will prove, it's you that fucking weak.

I will destroy you endorse your blinkered point of view,

but I'm just a fantasy so get the fuck away from me

I can't breathe the same air cause it's fucking choking me.....just die

CONSOLING MY MIND INTO OBSCURITY

 

I bury my head and I scream in silence,deprived of eyes, I am blind to the violence

got to chill, just break what society rules.

Console my sins and my innermost fears, tuck me in and I'll sleep for years

but wake me when the pacifists are cool

 

The world's become a violent place (violent place)

can't find utopia in the human race (human race)

All I want to do is to find my space (find my space)

so tell them, people, to get out my face

 

Macho mad and melancholy madness, close my eyes, I am blind in the darkness,

feel my nerves freaking out into overload,

medicate me into a morphine wasteland, got to chill if I constantly confronted

with all the zombies on this aggressive road

 

The world's become a violent place (violent place)

can't find utopia in the human race (human race)

All I want to do is to find my space (find my space)

so tell that psycho to get out my face

LET IT RAIN

 

God bless you woman, you've found my G-spot at last

and the TV is zooming, so let's check the weather forecast

I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

and then we can spend that time on bed.

 

Let's do it in style and don't stop till the feeling has passed

and don't touch that dial, let's check the weather forecast

I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

and then we can spend that time on bed.

 

Ah! shit, there's a heatwave in sight, hit the beach

and then sweat my balls off at night,

my TV aerial I must adjust and get my favourite weather forecast

I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

and then we can spend that time on bed.

 

I hope it rains for days and days, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

and then we can spend that time on bed.

BEDTIME FOR COLIN

 

Someone help me, cause I've gone into seclusion,

open up my head and find a solution,

wake me up, cause I'm no longer tired,

start up my motor, make sure my engine's fired

 

Bedtime for Colin, cause I am lying in a coma,

doesn't mean I ain't alive,

Bedtime for Colin, won't someone hold me hand

 

I hear you taking, but I never answer,

my lips are sealed and my thoughts are solitaire,

scrape me off the floor, pour me into a mold,

I don't wanna die, I just wanna grow old

 

Bedtime for Colin, cause I am lying in a coma,

doesn't mean I ain't alive,

Bedtime for Colin, won't someone hold me hand

 

I'm not a vegetable, I just can't communicate,

I lie here motionless, yeah! I know it's late

RASTA'S CARIBBEAN NIGHTMARE

 

The hot sun Carribean is driving me insane

I need more rum to cool me down and to relieve the pain

to stop the sweat, my skin I'll shed, turn off the water mains

I smoke some grass and scratch my ass,

man, my life's sometimes a strain

 

Big mama pic banana's 'n' wanna come like the monsoon rain,

she is so randy for my gangee, but it's her time of the month again

looks like a bus and evil puss, but she is my sweetheart

enormous butt acts like a slut, but I'm partial to some tart.

 

Black widows and voodoo, I'll put a spell on you

my python is rising and I will swallow you whole

ach awa', ach awa', ach awa' ye go.....(repeat)

bugger off, bugger off, bugger off,...(repeat)

 

I build a nest, to conquer stress and to attract the babes,

try to impress I play the jazz, but it comes out a reggae way

and so I lie attracting flies, cause I haven't washed for days

Once more I scratch and light a match,

Hmm!! let's get stoned again

 

Black widows and voodoo, I'll put a spell on you

my python is rising and I will swallow you whole

ach awa', ach awa', ach awa' ye go.....(repeat)

bugger off, bugger off, bugger off,...(repeat)

SPOT THE NUTCASE

SPRINGTIME NUTCASE

 

Part one

 

The clock ticks on the wall, he goes as slow as hell

when will you visit me again, I need my shots,

I'm losing it, I can tell

I'm a springtime nutcase

and when the leaves fall, I go looby-loo

Need my medication or I'm out of here,

distorting railways and traffic,whow, whow, whow............

 

I can see things flying 'round,

everyone is angry, 'cause I am me.

Yeah, I feel I'm psycho bound,

they'll lock me up and throw away the key

I'm a springtime nutcase

and when the leaves fall, I go looby-loo

Need my medication or I'm out of here,

distorting railways and traffic,

I'm a springtime nutcase,whow whow whow, just ignore me

I'm a springtime nutcase,whow whow whow, just ignore me

I'm a springtime nutcase

 

Part two (featuring Cup O'tea)

 

I'm fuckin' nut, I'm a fuckin' crazy, I'll blow your fuckin' brains out, I don't give a shit.

Fuckin' spring nut, my eyes are fuckin' hazy, don't start muthafucka's or I'll kill you all.

Homeboy a waste sucking on his mother's tit, I'll waste you asshole, cause I'm a lunatic.

Fuck the world and fuck everyone, don't fuckin' need you loony number one

 

Kiss my ass, if I sit on your face,

I'm pulling the strings of the human race,

reprimanded by society's cunts,

live like a madman, live like a runt

doctors can't stop me, I've gone too far

I am wasted loony number one

do you hear me muthafuckas?

 

Get down with the psycho beat, everybody in the house move yer body and groove to the psycho freak, muthafuckas.... freak out

LIFE ON THE JOLLY BUCKIN' FASTBARD

 

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

 

Oh! swabbing the deck and drinking our rum

(a pirates life for us)

we think we're cool, but you say we're scum

(and Jesus Christ that hurts)

Sailing the seas in search of treasure

(one day, we'll be rich)

and kicking the shit out of you for pleasure

(oooh yaaa.........etc)

 

We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard,

we're black bearded, patchy eyed,

We don't kill, but we really slap hard,

especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow!

 

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

 

Oh! swabbing the decks, an everyday chore

(and catching some fish with our hooks)

we sail into port and we bonk a whore

(avoiding the one with plooks)

Hoist up the mast, we're setting sail

(with the wind behind our backs)

on the menu, tonight is biscuit and whale

(Oh! Jesus Christ that sucks)

 

We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard,

we're black bearded, patchy eyed,

We don't kill, but we really slap hard,

especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow!

 

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo

 

Oh! swabbing the decks ten times a day

(no wonder, we're always moaning)

No women for months, so we're all gay

(quite partial to a buggering)

up in the crows nest, the look out keeps watch

(with eagle eyes he looks)

avoiding the lighthouse and sharp jaggy rocks)

(otherwise, we're fucked)

 

We're the crew of the Bucking Fastbard,

we're black bearded, patchy eyed,

We don't kill, but we really slap hard,

especially when we slap our thighs.....ooow!

 

do-root, do-root, do-root,do-roo, doobidee doobidee doo doo (sailor's shanty)

(I AM) THE DEVIL

 

Hey psycho people, stop being such wimps, let your halo's fall, catch the next bus to hell and groove with the devil, party on psycho people,

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa

 

I am the devil and your soul will be mine

so don't listen to that old gray fart,

they preach about all the time

Cause heaven isn't all it's made out to be,

Go to Hell cause it's party time, boogie on down with me

 

I am the Devil, I am the devil

 

Forget about these fairy wings and those poncy harps,

come to my place and bring your sun tan lotion,

no poofy angels telling you off for being bad

our deviletts will chain you up and give you a good spanking

 

I am the Devil, I am the devil, I am the Devil, I am the devil

 

Spunky's, nudey pictures, it's fucking hot here,

mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy,

I just burnt my finger, mummy

 

I am the Devil, I am the devil, I am the Devil, I am the devil

 

Hey dudes, come on down......

HIS HOMOSAPIEN DREAM

 

He watched me dance with his sister-in-law,

the sweat it trickled down the smile of his jaw,

His eyes were swaying like the bells of Notre Dam,

he had but one thing on his mind.

 

his garlic breath made my hair stand on end,

his eyes they twinkled when he thought he's found a friend

his nerves twitches made me dance like the insane (as he said)

come with me and I'll free you from your chains.

 

I was heading for a way of life, I did not want to know

and when I realized his bones they cracked

when they hit the floor,

I ain't prejudice and cannot help you if I turn you on

Go your own way, but just leave me,

in my hetero-world where I feel safe and if I'm gonna get raped

Let it be a babe.

 

He shrugged his shoulders and remarked life is a bitch

why can't I get what I want when I get the itch,

just for a moment I felt sorry for the flake (but he tried)

to embrace me and that's where he made his last mistake

 

he was heading for a way of life, he did not want to know

sustained by injuries, why couldn't he just have let it go

I know it's a free world and do not mind, what turns you on

Go your own way, but just leave me,

in my hetero-world where I feel safe and if I'm gonna get raped

Let it be a babe.

INSANE (IN VAIN)

 

The insane bang their heads off the concrete walls

going crazy from medication injected anal

Running down the corridor, but there's no escape,

so they swing from the trees, casually dressed as apes.

 

Rounded up like sheep by the big fat nurse,

grotesque with Hitler mustache and massive tits,

sarcastically she probes them with electric sticks,

but tell me who is mental and who holds the tricks

 

God it ain't a fucking picknick in the loony bin

when another night beckons and the screams begin

got to play with themselves to hide nerves of steel

but the door's locked shut in the psycho jail

THIS GROOVY ORGANIC AFFAIR

 

You can see us walking down the street,

yeah! the basket case is a girlfriend of mine,

totally checked by the squares we meet,

but I don't 'bout their jealous state of minds

people laugh and people stare,

I turn a blind eye, cause I dig this organic affair

I know her brain only works part time

but I don't care cause she's one of a kind

 

I'm in love with a vegetable,

she tastes so nutritious when I take a bite

I know she's dependable

and though she looks quite normal,

she's not right in the head

la la la......................

 

I can hear all the sly remarks,

that's their problem cause she's with me

I hear them laugh when she occasionally barks,

I don't mind she has a fine pedigree

people cough and people glare,

I raise my middle finger, cause I dig this organic affair

they won't come near 'case they catch the disease,

I don't care cause they're the spazzy's

 

still in love with a vegetable,

she tastes so nutritious when I take a bite

I know she's dependable

and though she looks quite normal,

she's not right in the head

la la la......................

 

I'm in love with a vegetable,

she tastes so nutritious when I take a bite

I know she's dependable

and though she looks quite normal,

she's not right in the head

la la la......................

YOU MAKE ME PLAY WITH MYSELF

 

It's so surreal.man, it's disturbing, I'm a sucker for your baby blues.

I can't control my hormone's yearnings, wanna do nasty things to you.

So safe, I peep through the curtains

contemplating the obscene things I would do to you.

 

I've got the feeling my loins are burning,rubbing myself up the wrong way

the tissue's capture all my shortcomingsnow I'm losing count of all the bloody stains

So safe, the curtains my alibi

I just can't wait till your tight arse passes by

 

But you don't know of my existence or what I'd do with half a chance

I dream one day you'll give assistancebut still, you don't give me half a glance

So safe as I take one off the wrist

maybe one day I will be an exhibitionist

 

dream wank, won't you be mine and I'll come down off the shelf,

dream wank, but till then I will play with myself

dream wank, won't you be mine and I'll come down off the shelf,

dream wank, but till then I will play with myself

BASTALLICA

 

Ohcam dam dna ylohcnalem ssendam, esolc ym seys, I ma dnilb ni eht ssenkrad,

leef ym sevren gnikaerf tuo otni daolrevo,

etacidem em otni a enihprom dnaletsaw, tog ot llihc fi I yltnatsnoc detnorfnoc

htiw lla eht siebmoz no siht evissergga daor

 

eht sdlrow emoceb a tneloiv ecalp (tneloiv ecalp)

tnac dnif aipotu ni eht namuh ecar (namuh ecar)

lla I tnaw ot od si ot dnif ym ecaps (dnif ym ecaps)

os llet taht ohcysp ot teg tuo ym ecaf

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Zeek: vocals,guitar,synthesizer,drum simulator

 

the Lizard: lead guitar

 

Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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Zeek: vocals,guitar,synthesizer,drum simulator

 

Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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Zeek: vocals,guitar

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Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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the Rebel Jesus: lead vocals

 

Zeek: backing vocals,guitar,synthesizer,drum sim.

 

the Lizard: lead guitar

 

Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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Barry Krishna: bass guitar

 

Stuffie: organ

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Stuffie: keyboards

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Stuffie: keyboards

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the Rebel Jesus: guitar

 

the Bonz: guitar

 

Stuffie: synthesizer

 

Miep: bass guitar

 

Daan the Maan: drums

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Zeek: vocals, guitar, drum simulator

 

Stuffie: keyboards

 

the Lizard: guitar

 

Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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Zeek: vocals, guitar, bass, synthesizer drum simulator

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the Lizard: guitar solo

 

Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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Zeek: vocals, guitar

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the Rebel Jesus: vocals

 

Zeek: backing vocals, guitar, drum simulator

 

Barry Krishna: bass guitar

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