The World Championships of Domino's has had scandal after
scandal plaguing the competition since day 1. The organising
committee has reached the end of the line and in the winter
they are planning to rewrite the rulebook.
Firstly, the cough mixture sucky sweets doping scandal. It was
revealed 8 from the 10 teams competiting had sucky sweets with a
substance to enhance their domino brain...most used cough syrup,
known for its advantages in the domino world
Secondly, the match-fixing scandal, signs, tapping noises were
being made to message a partner what domino was needed.
Henry 'Bones' Winkleman, the President of the W.F.D.A.
(the World federation of Dominos Association) remarked:
"Cheating bastards the lot of them."
His language could be contributed to the fact his team 'Le Beensoup Domino Maniacs' being knocked out first round by the 96 year olds of the Granny Bones Association from Sluttington, as he is known for being a bad looser.
More news on this story, as it progresses.
Yesterday's Quarterfinals were of the highest standard and something positive for the name of the Dominos World.
3 matches were very close and the Granny Bones Association v Young Dom Boys match even had to go to Penalties, with the Grannies winning 10-9. The only match to be decided very early was The woman Liberation team, who totally annihilated the Aggressive Husband team 25-0.
We are looking forward to the semi's, the two top favourites: The Granny Bones Association and the Boys of Ivory Gay Domino Team are still in the running, but will the surprise team the Hells Angels Dom team snatch the grand prize. Nobody wants The Woman Liberation Team to win.....but who is your favourites to win?........