by our rich people Correspondent
The list of charity work that Dame Caramel Charity Pot does is endless.
She is a Dame that just keeps giving and as
thank she has received the very special 'Rich
people that actually do nice things for the
poor award' from Lord Major of Foddleburg
Reginal E.P. Squint, yesterday afternoon.
If not collecting for the Homeless Lesbian
Badgers with 3 legs or for the Society of men
that wink a lot.She is relentless in her
"I just love giving..." she remarked, through
the toilet door at her Stately home:The Pot
Manor. "Just give give give." she was heard
Her Husband Clive Wank-Merchant the 3rd was less than pleased with the award and he said a little later.
"Holy fuck, fucking bitch just won't stop fucking giving....yes, the
fucking dyke gives to every fucker one, except for me, the fucking
bitch arse wiped wench"
Clive is known for his vulgarity, he is an ex-miner.
We heard later that Clive and Dame Pot have
not been on speaking terms since their wedding
day and the 'I do' moment of the ceremony.
Pictured right, Dame Pot receiving her award
and there after she burst into song giving her
rendition of "scrub the floor you lazy poorman
or you don't get no fucking bread' the welknown
hit song from very rich blues singer Neat-and-
clean Barry Mintedlow and the fabulous dosh 4.
The audeince went apeshit, people were hoping and screaming, but for Clive it was different, he just walked out, murmering 'Holy fuck.'