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County jail needs some new inmates. If you would like some a relaxing time then go to break-the-law.com. Only job requirements: GCE diploma to break rocks.
call 02346.63524 (this will be your number)
Dodgy bastards Protection Ltd are looking for a few shady characters to threaten and beat up pensioners and shop keepers. Must be handy with hands and a hatchet. Don't call us, we'll call you
Foddleburg Royal Infirmary is looking people with small warm hands to be a willie washer in the vasectomy section of the hospital. Are you young blond 18 and want a great future in health. Then come along for a personal interview in 5 minutes would be fine
Rubber Johnny is looking for work in the sex industry. Any department will be fine. Even just making the tea
Fluffy the giant Bunny Wabbit needs someone to cuddle. If you think you could handle him. Hop over and see him at the Foddleburg Petting Zoo
Rent a thug. Hatchet Harry Fuckumall is offering his services for a minimum fee. No job is too small. Heads caved in, shops burnt down. No down payment necessary and he offers an easy monthly payment scheme
call Harry 06 111111111
A new brain. Due to modern technology we are offering for a limited time only. Mungo's all new Plastic brain for only $30,000 we will send it straight to your home and for only another $500.000 we'll put the fucker in your head. Don't delay, get a sensible person to call today
Mungo..the brain that matters call 02346 222222
Dundee Football Club. for just $2 Dundee F. C. , In fact, we'll give you the $2 instead. Be warned, they are shyte
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GROOVY PEOPLE. SEND IN YOUR ADS. USE THE FORM BELOW. MAKE ME LAUGH AND I WILL PUT THEM IN
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