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ALIENS ARE IN TOWN

Tromp an alien

POLITICS:

the Ultra middle Party leader Norbert Nice will be running for office in the Foddleburg North bye-elections, next Saturday. The UMP is known as a very aggressive political party, who are not quite sure which direction to take.

He will be up against the National Right candidate Adolf Smith and the Wollen Socks Nice Party's Veronica Cupcake.

BOYS BRIGADE

Captain Wearmaning (right),

leader of 27th platoon of the

Boys Brigade from the St.

Lookyhere Church on Seethe-

light Way, has welcomed the

new look for the Platoon.

"The youth organisations ist

growing beautifully" He said

the smart new look of the B.B.

Local News

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Dan Druff shampoo

POLICE WARNING!!!

Police have issued a statement saying:

Contrary to public beliefs. Urinating in the bath does not make your hair glow and your complections smooth. It just makes you smell of pish.

So they have asked the culprits to refrain from peeing in the public baths

 

IS THE FOOLS FUNNYBONE JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY?

we have conducted a survey amongst experts and the general public who claim to have a sense of humour to get their opinions on what effect the release of the Fools Funnybone 1 has had on society.

As yet no one has answered us, leading us to believe they are still laughing and cannot bring themselves to answer.

 

Which leaves us with a BIG problem, as FF2 is even funnier and we fear that some might die laughing. So should we carry a Government Health warning, because can it be true..........

the Fools Funnybone

is just too damn funny

Further in this Edition

TOUR DE FODDLEBURG

Plus all sporting results, football, rugby and racing results HERE

Kiddies Korner

All this and much much more

Sport

Religion

Entertainment

NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

Religious Quote of the day

Thou shall not go mental and

do a number on someones head

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