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Tromp an alien
the Ultra middle Party leader Norbert Nice will be running for office in the Foddleburg North bye-elections, next Saturday. The UMP is known as a very aggressive political party, who are not quite sure which direction to take.
He will be up against the National Right candidate Adolf Smith and the Wollen Socks Nice Party's Veronica Cupcake.
the smart new look of the B.B.
Dan Druff shampoo
Police have issued a statement saying:
Contrary to public beliefs. Urinating in the bath does not make your hair glow and your complections smooth. It just makes you smell of pish.
So they have asked the culprits to refrain from peeing in the public baths
IS THE FOOLS FUNNYBONE JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY?
we have conducted a survey amongst experts and the general public who claim to have a sense of humour to get their opinions on what effect the release of the Fools Funnybone 1 has had on society.
As yet no one has answered us, leading us to believe they are still laughing and cannot bring themselves to answer.
Which leaves us with a BIG problem, as FF2 is even funnier and we fear that some might die laughing. So should we carry a Government Health warning, because can it be true..........
the Fools Funnybone
is just too damn funny
Further in this Edition
TOUR DE FODDLEBURG
Plus all sporting results, football, rugby and racing results HERE
All this and much much more
NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE
Religious Quote of the day
Thou shall not go mental and
do a number on someones head
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